Wednesday, March 31
17 Reasons Bella is Lame
Bella is clumsy and hurts herself to get attention numerous times.
Bella can't do anything without Edward who is 100s of years older than her.
Bella teaches young girls to be dependent on a dude for happiness.
Bella whines a lot and makes that 'face' constantly.
Bella's only thought is "I love Edward" and "where is Edward".
Bella has no self-estemm unless Edward is next to her.
Bella strings Jacob along because it is convenient for her.
Bella begs men to stay with her.
Bella slaps Jacob in the face because he doesn't pay enough attention to her.
Bella drops friends until is is convenient for her.
Bella goes on date with random friend to string him along too.
Bella is self-centered and wants everyone else to be as unhappy as she is.
Bella knows of vampire atrocities and tells no one, not even her father who is a policeman.
Bella has no thoughts and thus the Twilight vampires are unable to read her mind.
Bella roles her eyes when people attempt to help her.
Bella has no charisma or 'sparkle'.
Bella Swan's (pretty swan) name doesn't quite suit her appearance.
Bella's hair is always a mess. Always.