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What Next...Barney's List of Favorite Things
Pez dispensers
Velour tracksuits
Lap dances at the Lusty Leopard
Barney Stinson novelty condoms (extra thin, for his pleasure)
Remote controlled dinosaurs
Silk neckties (water resistant up to 100 meters)
Hypercolor t-shirts
Digital barbeque tongs
Zune mp3 players (Cobra Kai limited edition)
Whoopie cushions
Autographed copies of "The Playbook" (available wherever books are sold, seriously)
Snap bracelets
Hoverboards (they don't work on water, you bojos)
Gorgonzola cheese wedges
"I Love NY" mousepads
AM/FM alarm clocks (with built-in high-definition cameras)
Bootleg copies of "Space Teens" (with deleted, unrated scenes)
Gift certificates to Emilio's Tailor Shop
Actual working light sabers
Segways
Hugh Hefner life-size cutouts
Mini-trampolines (ladies only)
Armani pocket squares
Box of hair products (stolen from Ted's bathroom)

Barney's favorite charities:
Feed the Cute Children
Doctors Without Pants
ACLBoobs
Defenders of Nightlife
NPR (National Pubic Radio)
The Red Polka-Dot Cross
Designer Shoes for the Homeless
Society for the Immediate Banishment of Brassieres
Athletic Police League
Save the Puppies
American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Blondes
The Rockettes
International Organization for the Enhancement of Mammary Glands
St. Nude's Research Hospital
NRDC (Naughty Resource Defense Council)
Oxfam Acapulco

Thanks for the list Stone.