Monday, August 31

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Hot Actor

Taylor Lautner!


What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Really Hot Guy



What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Living Doll

In blue and gorgeous smile.

What Next...Illustrations

"Space Gal"

On a post-it.


What Next...RobOrange

The Disney/Marvel Merger

What to do with my stock? Hmmm? Buy? Sell! Buy? Sell!

Full Story

What Next...PS3


"EyePet, it’s basically all the fun of owning a pet without the mess! Featuring next generation augmented reality, EyePet delivers an interactive lifelike, virtual pet right into your own living room using the PS Eye. He will respond and relate to movements in your own world. Pet him, and he will purr. Tickle him and he will laugh. Roll a ball to him and he will chase it."


What Next...Really?!

Disney Buys Marvel

What next? A Mickey Mouse & X-men crossover?


Full Story

R U F*#king Kidding Me?

What Next...Beverages

Can Coke vs. Bottle Coke

Is there a difference? “The great taste of Coca-Cola is the same regardless of the package it comes in,” they insist. Rather, they say, “the particular way that people choose to enjoy their Coke can affect their perception of taste.” Sure, most people would agree that the cola is indeed delicious and refreshing, and pouring it into a glass or serving it over ice could influence the sensation of its flavor. But is it possible that the subtle variation in taste that some notice among aluminum cans, plastic bottles and glass bottles is more than just a psychological effect of their soda-consumption rituals?

Given that the formula is always the same, yes, according to Sara Risch, a food chemist and member of the Institute of Food Technologists. “While packaging and food companies work to prevent any interactions, they can occur,” she says. For example, the polymer that lines aluminum cans might absorb small amounts of soluble flavor from the soda. Conversely, acetaldehyde in plastic bottles might migrate into the soda. The FDA regulates this kind of potential chemical contact, but even minute, allowable amounts could alter flavor.

Your best bet for getting Coke’s pure, unaltered taste is to drink it from a glass bottle, the most inert material it’s served in. Even that’s not a sure bet, though. Coca-Cola maintains strict uniformity in processes in all of its worldwide bottling facilities, but it concedes that exposure to light and how long the product sits on store shelves may affect the taste."

Sunday, August 30

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Handsome Guy

Call me.

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Hot Guys

I will have a 6-pack at 4, 8 and at 12 o'clock.


What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Hot Bowler

Suddenly, I am interested in bowling.

Update: As distracted as I was someone had to point out
that Mr. Hottie McHotstuff is holding a volleyball.

What Next...Music

Clivester Mash-Up
Love Cage"
The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Instrumental)
Kings Of Tomorrow - Young Hearts

MP3 Here

"Help Wanted" for the Wii

Simian Mobile Disco - "I Believe"


Amalgam Panels

From the DC/Marvel mash-up line. I have these somewhere at home. I need to hunt for them in my longboxes. "Amalgam Comics—Spider-Boy & the Legion of Galactic Guardians from the year 2099."


What Next...Cinema


What happens when your personal avatar that exists in the real world is 'killed'?

Official Site

Saturday, August 29

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Cute Guy

In red.

Target Cutie


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Starbuck's Cowboy


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What Next...Entertainment

"I Love You, Man"

I rented this from Netflix and it's great for a giggle and a laugh if you haven't seen it.


Simian Mobile Disco - "Audacity of Huge"

What Next...Illustrations

From a Pulp Magazine

"I fought a Killer" by Mort Kunstler .

What Next...Magazines


Matt Thomas explores the very queer world of comic books and meets supermen and homo heroes with a cover from Jason Bone.

PDF Link

Audio Rx prescribed by Seduced by the New...

What Next...URL of the Moment

People of Walmart

A collection of the assorted Walmart customers.


Friday, August 28

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Unreal Guy

In hard hat.

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Hot Guy

Nice catch.
What Next...Comics


"Supergod is the story of what an actual superhuman arms race might be like. It's a simple thing to imagine. Humans have been fashioning their own gods with their own hands since the dawn of our time on Earth. We can't help ourselves. Fertility figures brazen idols, vast chalk etchings, carvings, myths and legends, science fiction writers generating science fiction religions from whole cloth. It's not such a great leapt to conceive of the builders of nuclear weapons and particle accelerators turning their attention to the oldest of human pursuits. Dress it up as superhuman defense, as discovering the limits of the human body, as transhumanism and posthumanism."

Via Newsarama

What Next...Design

Bodum Toaster

In cool colors from Sur La Table.


What Next...Animation

The 99

"Dutch firm Endemol is producing a new cartoon series based on
The 99 , a comic book featuring a team of Muslim superheroes. The animated series is heading to British television later this year."


What Next...RobOrange

Number One

On a Google searches.


What Next...Cooties

Concept App

I acquired strep throat at work recently and I thought what next? Mono? Cooties? It gave me an idea that a COOTIES app would be fun. You download that app for your iPhone, customize your cootie and then exchange it via an iPhone bump with your friend if they have the app. Kids in school could run around and ask each other if they had 'cooties'.

Wiki Cooties

What Next...Really?!

Comedian Sued By Mother-In-Law

This may be a PR stunt, but it is genius - "Croonquist told the AP that there was a time when her in-laws would laugh at her jokes, "They played my tape at Passover one year, and they loved it," but that things changed after she posted information on her Web site promoting shows in New Jersey that the in-laws said gave away their identities. She says she'll drop any parts of her routine the family finds offensive, but refuses to meet their demands for damages."


Story & Routine Here

Thursday, August 27

What Next...Entertainment

Danyl Johnson

On the U.K. X-Factor this cute Brit guy's students convinced him to compete. I am so glad they did.

Video Here

Thursday Cutie

I admire a guy that coordinates ie a straighty that puts some effort into it.


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What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Handsome Guy

In pink.

What Next...Orange Eye®

For the Super-Hot Hotty

I am in love again today.

What Next...Cinema


A winged warrior-angel and demons wage war on the mortal plane.


What Next...Obsessorizing

Unhappy Face Necklace

This is my mood lately. I think I need one of these.


What Next...Webzines


A very cute online magazine geared towards parents & kids.


What Next...Webzines

H&M Autumn 2009

Available to view at the link.


What Next...Wearables

Alexander McQueen

OMG! Don't think for one moment that I would NOT wear this?
I effin' love it. When I was in elementary school, I 'designed' a brown poncho with lighter brown knit bric-a-brac and had my Mom make it. How did she not know I was gay then I do not know.

The Aztec piece retails for $1800 while the other $3000!


What Next...Cursing

17 Alternatives for Work

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training..
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 17
TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.

Via Hoyt

What Next...Architecture

The Shard

London's 1017ft skyscraper is under construction now. When finished in 2012, it will be the tallest building in the U.K, and one of the tallest in Europe.
The London Bridge Tower aka The Shard is top left in the area behind the Tate Modern.


What Next...Obsessorizing

Rhodia Notebook Case

Since I am such a G.I. Bro, I love me some camo. This is adorable. Go, Bro!

ThisNext Link
What Next...Recovery

Strep Throat

Who gets strep throat anymore? Me! One of the 20 managers in my Creative department has a daughter that had first, then one of my work wives got it and then me. What is next? Mono? Cooties?

This week I was featured at ThisNext. At least that was good news.

Wednesday, August 26

What Next...Voyeurism

The Standard NYC

"If you've got it, flaunt it!" at the exhibitionist-friendly Standard Hotel in the Meatpacking District. Even hotel staffers and managers get in on the act, workers said, stripping down and posing provocatively in front of the massive floor-to-ceiling windows to draw attention to the hotel, which straddles the city's new High Line Park.

The X-rated windows have infuriated some families, neighbors and visitors to the High Line. The hotel's management responded by saying it would make "a concerted effort to remind guests of the transparency of the guest room windows.

Since then, onlookers have reported seeing men masturbating, professional porn films being shot, and couples engaging in sex in full view of park-goers below.

NxtUp...Orange Eye®

For the Cute Guy

In glasses.

NxtUp...Orange Eye®

For the Hot Doctor

My strappin' straighty dentist, Dr. Clint Herzog! Yes, my dentist.
I guess I won't be missing any appointments.




A Hero History and their involvement with the Legion of Super-Heroes. "Kal-El of Krypton, who became known as Clark Kent of Earth, as well as his young clone, Kon-El of Metropolis."

Major Spoilers